Since then, millions of crocodiles have been baaaaawing at not being able to star in any more TV shows with Steve. His death was spread like a crackwhore's legs all over the internet. Steve Irwin's death was posted by Speedycat in ED IRC minutes after it was reported by the Aussie media. It doesn't matter anyway though, because Steve Irwin was bound to die in the upcoming sequel to World War 2, entitled ' WW3:Rise of the Internets.' A brave stingray impaled Steve right through the heart. An expected result of his ' untimely' death is that now he is worshiped vehemently in every single high school brothel around the world.Įventually, The animals got sick of that aussie and his faggotry and decided to permaban him IRL. Last thursday, Steve created a scandal when he held his baby son while feeding the crocodiles, although childfree thought it was pretty leet, many concerned mothers got butthurt. He was exceedingly rich, due to the fact that almost anyone would watch him fight with a four-meter long crocodile just in case the croc won. Australia has most of the world's nastiest creatures if it stings, claws, injects venom or bites your fucking head off, Irwin has wrestled it.

Irwin had attained great fame from making a profession out of being a hero around dangerous animals, especially crocodiles. Everyone gave a shit because everyone watched his awesome TV show, due to it being moar entertaining than most of the shit not on the internet. He died while swimming off northern Australia. Steve Irwin, troll IRL, AKA Crocodile Dundee, AKA Cock Hunter, AKA Stringray Hunted, lived in the wild for most of his life training bears for circuses.

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